anotherthingnamedcolbert

Back for revenge!
Action
Avoid the cops and deliver booze to raise enough cash to escape your crappy trailer park.
Action
When grandpa was a little kid, he had to walk to school in the snow, uphill BOTH ways!
Action
Can you finally get a job and move out of your parents' basement?
Action
Are you prepared for High School in 21st century America?
Educational
Complete the stages of life before the timer runs out
Puzzle
Make them pay their taxes, or choose death!